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Danger Noodle – Quirky Card Game
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DESCRIPTION
Avoid snakes at all costs in Danger Noodle, the hilarious card game about renaming animals in the most ridiculous way possible. If you love cute creatures like Forest Corgis, Prison Ponies, and Floating Potatoes—and want to steer clear of terrifying beasts like Stab Rabbits, Murder Logs, and Sea Spiders—this game is for you.
Race to collect 30 points by playing adorable animal cards… but beware: draw a Danger Noodle and it could ruin everything. Fast, funny, and easy to play, this compact card game is perfect for family nights, parties, and travel.
Why You’ll Love It
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🐍 Fast-paced, laugh-out-loud card game about hilariously renamed animals
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😂 Features lovable names like Forest Corgis—and terrifying ones like Murder Logs
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🎯 Be the first to reach 30 points… unless a Danger Noodle stops you
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🎉 Great for family game night, parties, and group hangouts
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🧳 Compact, portable packaging—perfect for travel, road trips, and vacations
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👩❤️👨 Fun for couples, friends, and mixed-age groups
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🎁 Makes a great gift or stocking stuffer
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🧠 Easy to learn with quick rounds and high replay value
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🌟 Created by a young designer with a love for creatively renaming animals
SHIPPING & RETURNS
Shipping & Pickup – The Affordable Treasures Way
At Affordable Treasures, we pack every order with the same care and cheer you’ll find in our Los Gatos shop. Orders head out the door in 1–3 business days, and shipping is calculated at checkout (or enjoy our $7.99 flat-rate option within the USA).
P.O. box orders may take a bit longer and could require an additional charge (we’ll always let you know first!).
Want your goodies faster? Choose Free Local Pickup at our store on Los Gatos Blvd. We’ll have your order ready by the next business day, and you can swing by during our regular store hours:
- Mon–Fri: 9am–7pm
- Sat–Sun: 9am–6pm
Once your order ships, we’ll send tracking so you can follow the fun. If something seems delayed, just reach out to us at contact@affordabletreasures.com—we’re always happy to help.
Sorry, friends far away—international shipping isn’t available yet.